Comedy Quotes
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Sick and Dirty humor
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http://www.drunkcow.com/
PRANKS
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Links to Humor sites
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this links to comedy sites in different countries too.
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This had some funny stories
http://www.boreme.com//boreme/referrers/out.php?site=53
Videos
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Cringe Humor
http://cringehumor.net/
Ernies House of WhoopAss great one!! Great stories too
http://www.ehowa.com/
MY STORY
After reading the story about how in 50 yrs. people will be marrying machines... So then ur boy Chuck who lives on the couch started jaying off, then Uncle Harp walked in and immediately on arrival Harp pulls out his pellet gun that he is always strapped with. Harp caught Chuck slippin with out his strap and this was harps chance to take Chuck hostage in retaliation for the cock block he pulled back in the fall of 2005.
"Sit ur ass back on the couch nigga...this aint no game" As I turn to peep what kind of smut chuck was watching I almost shit myself when I saw it was midget porn. "Nigga turn this Midgy porn off, and quit being a queer and take out that butt plug so I can put it in my mouth. I shot this ho three times in his ass .
I made this dude put on a g-string and make me a pastrami sandwhich with extra cheese. Then Sween Dogg rolls in with some beitch, cuz sween is always rollin with some prize. Sween was trying to get me to throw in on a blunt but I was too busy holding Chuck hostage. Sween was fired up that Fed. Reserve is not a legit govt. agency and that it was more like a cartel. By this time Ron Paul was hittin me up on my two way talking some crazy shit about how our dollar is only worth like 4 cents.
Last night Pelosi and Boxer were taking bong rips and Nancy was like "shit bitch i'm trying to give some more gay rights on this fulsom street fair thing" Box blew bong smoke on Pelosi and said "hell ya bitch! I was the reason they could even have that fair cuz remember when me and GAV supported legislation for that queer Smith to do whatever he did.
Cheney is like "Bush. Bro we should make a trip to the ranch and make a quick immigration campaign. Then on Saturday night we can nose it up at the ranch and then go to that dive bar down the street and booze then go to the spa later and get jayed off for a 50 spot" Bush replies "Oooh: does some wanna be a richard red nose?" "For sure richie, Im trying to turn this bitc into yab fest 2007" But for sure we gotta booze it tough cuz Im not trying to be tweeking all night.